tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

(Source: ttonks)

101,564 notes

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

348,851 notes

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster)

374,908 notes

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

106,902 notes

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun)

270,807 notes

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive)

470,607 notes

I fell in love with you the way the rain falls, slowly then all at once.
For him" series #17 (via forever-and-alwayss)

962 notes

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
(via wanksclub)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter)

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